January 2011
My dad made a Tumblr and is following me o-o
snuggledragon:
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? SEX SPAM LIKE NO THERE’S TOMORROW
Haha eww, why would your dad follow you?
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Arrrrg. I’m a pirate.
orchideous-:
My back hurts so much right now. I almost started to cry going down the stairs.. Every step I take is like getting stabbed in my spine.
whats wrong with it?
I just got hit by a car. Slowly.
jaxvalentine:
ohyoucrazyrebel:
I’m ok but damn. Haha second time that’s happened to me!
OMG? ARE YOU OKAY? DID THEY KEEP GOING?
I’m fine. They were stopped at a corner and I walked in front if them because the light was red but when I was directly in front of the car they started moving! Crazy mofos need to watch the fuck out.
I just got hit by a car. Slowly.
jaxvalentine:
ohyoucrazyrebel:
I’m ok but damn. Haha second time that’s happened to me!
OMG? ARE YOU OKAY? DID THEY KEEP GOING?
I’m fine. They were stopped at a corner and I walked in front if them because the light was red but when I was directly in front of the car they started moving! Crazy mofos need to watch the fuck out.
I just got hit by a car. Slowly.
I’m ok but damn. Haha second time that’s happened to me!
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That spark ain't coming back.
Tear your clothes off with my teeth,
Like some unruly uncaged beast,
From your...
– A Boston Peace - Say Anything (via toniknowsit)
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I herp even wanna derp these outlines.
Mr. Herpderp is herping me derpy with this herpsane derpmount of work. Herp am I supposed to derp all of the herps in a derp to finish herp of derp? Herpderp di derpity derp. Herpderp. Herpherpherpyderpy.
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If I knew how to do a cartwheel, I would.
That’s what I feel like doing right now. I’ve never been able to though, and it’s not really something you can parctice to get better at without looking like a moron/hurting yourself.
This shit is bananas.
Nosrsly.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Not really. I hate myself.
I finally found it in me to begin ACTUALLY working instead of just staring at the screen, and I realize I’m outlining the wrong chapter. Pointless waste of time.
and I'll never be alone
fictionalred:
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This is absolutely pointless.
Fucking outlines.
FIGGGGINNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Come on, Hugh, what’re you tryna do to me here?
orchideous- asked: nice cheap house. and it just seems like a neat place to live.
orchideous- asked: yes you would! and i'd have to save and come see you. i talked to mom a little bit ago and she seems completely serious about this. she wants me to graduate then we'll move down soooouth. i wanna move to augusta. =3
orchideous- asked: There's nothing here for us. Like, I'm gonna miss the shit out of y'all if I leave, but there's no life for us here. We live in the ghetto and barely scrape by every month, if we even manage to scrap by. Everything is cheaper in the south, the people are nicer and it's just seems better. We could actually have a HOUSE! with a yard and everything.
orchideous-:
My mom seems serious about moving to the south when I graduate.
Peace out New York.
D:> ?
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Almost missed the bus, I have a run in my...
This is an excellent morning.
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Please reblog this if you have a heart:
merrilyfloating:
youwannafeelthatrush:
stopallthismalarkey:
thaimonica:
itsvegas:
wherethefalloutlies:
sintactics:
REBLOG THIS AND LOOK AT YOUR BLOG. FUCKING DO IT.
lol HOLY SHIT. IT ACTUALLY WORKS.
LOL, i dont get what this has to do with having a heart.
Lemme go see what this is gonna do~
oh my god.
reblog it then look at your page.
I want mac and cheese so fucking bad right now.
orchideous-:
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO HAVE SO MANY CALORIES?
Why don’t you get the low carb diet noodles? They taste the same, it’s not one if those gross diet foods. I like them. :3
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My family are jerks.
They all went out to the olive garden for dinner. Without me. I know I was sleeping but you don’t have to exclude me from a family outing. That’s kinda rude. You guys couldn’t make it any more obvious you don’t like me.
This looks awkward and unsexy. :/
Also, does anyone else think that bed looks kinda short, lengthwise?
Reblog if you'll anwser any question that is sent...
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I just caught myself singing the pokemon theme...
I am so sleepy.
MY BROTHER PROPOSED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND THIS...
orchideous-:
And she said yes. :DD
Yayyyyy c:
orchideous- asked: Why thank you! :D
orchideous- asked: Why thank you! :D
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-heynowheynow:
I never know what to say when someone leaves me a nice picture comment on facebook.
ergh.
I know. :O Especially when you just said “Thanks. :) ” To the last person before them who commented because then you’re just like “…WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DOOOOOO?”
orchideous- asked: Why thank you! :D
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Polkadots Kaulitz..
kniveschau1:
Is a fucking bitch.
Haha, FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT. Did anything happen?
I don't like Bullet For My Valentine.
Yep.
I guess the song ‘Tears Don’t Fall’ is kind of ok.
orchideous- asked: Maybe? I've been on a diet since the third. I've been eating less than 1600 calories and exercising every other day. :D
I look skinny in that picture though, and that is why I like it.
I look skinny in that picture though, and that is why I like it.
kieronson-deactivated20110328-d asked: Cheers for the follow, massive Kanye fan!
orchideous- asked: Maybe? I've been on a diet since the third. I've been eating less than 1600 calories and exercising every other day. :D
I look skinny in that picture though, and that is why I like it.
I look skinny in that picture though, and that is why I like it.