January 2012
Are MacKenzie and Josh a thing?
insane-calefaction: ????? Kind of, yeah. They have a flirtationship.
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hyminh: RIP 2011 2011-2011
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I don't wanna go back to school.
I’m too stupid.
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I can't see.
My mom just scheduled my eye appointment to get my new glasses for Thursday because she doesn’t want me to miss school because my grades are bad. How the fuck are they supposed to get any better if I can’t see what I’m being taught? 
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Anonymous asked: Have you seen the dreamy bill gates meme about the blue screen of death yet? I loled so hard.
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rolypolynicoley: my brother just showed me this cartoon and i have not stopped laughing
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@Brandon.
Sometimes people don’t like to think about other people’s vaginas. I don’t.
Dec 31st
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I hate when people call me bro.
I HAVE A VAGINA.
Dec 31st
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Asdfghjkl.
I have to do things but I don’t want to. It’s hard being bed ridden. I’m happy I can hobble around now.
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miavongroff asked: merry christmas mel! C:
Dec 31st
@Jackie.
You’ve never heard anyone say “ex-specially”?
Dec 31st
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People who think there's an X in the word...
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Remember that time Mac Miller was a talentless...
Yeah, and his face bothers me too.
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orchideous-: Sigh because I am a white girl with no ass who will never be able to twerk.
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My eye looks like I have on a bunch of eye shadow.
It’d be pretty if I knew it wasn’t a bunch of blood :3
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littlegreyy: killa-cam: How teens and adults text: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Omg this is my mom my mom omfg
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Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK-- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
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“I’m not yelling! I’m passionate about my opinions, and I want you to hear all of...”
– Bill Burr (via comehometony)
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