April 2012
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Nicki Minaj is so pretty but she's got like, the...
March 2012
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Watchcamille-donatacci:
Audio from the press-conference in which Rick Santorum addresses the allegations that he used the “n-word”.
I AM AT SCHOOL.
I AM IN A CLASSROOM
A QUIET ONE
I AM WHITE
“I have no fucking clue what I’m doing… Um, but I pretty much just do things...”
– James Deen, on oral sex. (via sneaksiefeetrambles)
samandpuck:
You’re an artist; I’m a silly jerk
I think that dynamic could work;
so work it.
Watchthe-jokeress:
pettyartist:
Professional Titanic Remake (2012)
I don't feel like I belong in this family.
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ninadobrevs:
same
radiobread2:
naked police officer drives up “yo i heard you say fuck the police and i hope you mean that literally AAAAAAAAAAAAAh yeah dawg”
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Good handjob tips:
Put your mouth on it.
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orchideous-:
wow my dash is nothing but everyone screaming either about something or at each other.
I luhh yhu Taylur. There is some happy for the dash.
samandpuck:
You think this is hard? Try pretty much losing your best friend to drugs/cutting/trying to kill herself multiple times. That’s hard.
This.
plasticoctopus:
TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAIN
cosmo sex tip #666
rappinpicard:
when he’s least expecting it, carve a pentagram in his chest and begin summoning satan
Cosmo Sex Tip #354
miavongroff:
Looking for something to spice up the role play? Find a homeless man and chain him inside your closet without food for a few days! Then, at 3 am, when your man goes to investigate the scary noise you heard downstairs, let the homeless man free! It’ll be sure to add a suspenseful aspect to your lovemaking, definitely something he won’t forget! ;)
nugothslut:
I don’t feel like doing anything today or ever again
“Someone has to speak for and explain the horrible judgement and prejudice that...”
– Straight, young, white heterosexual female in a suburban middle class home. (via primadonnagirl)
I almost used the word "oft" in this essay I'm...
But then I remembered I’m not enough of a cunt to use words like that.
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Cannot.
Even.
Write.
An.
Essay.
@Jackie.
Thanks. Love you too. Hopefully we can still go to the mall tomorrow. I’ll message you in the morning to see what happens. (My wifi is out at home and I have to leave tim hortons so no more of that for the night.)
@Jackie.
Frustration. Having a senior jeopardy meeting because I’m a fucking failure of a person. My mom said she was gonna choke the shit out of me and she almost kicked my sister out of the house. I’m just tired of this dumb shit. Clearly something is going very wrong for me, I don’t know exactly what but she can’t stand there and fucking act like she’s not a part of the...
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If there's something you need to say, come out and...
I am a miserable waste of a life.
tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum gets shampoo in his eyes when he’s showering, and then we he goes to rub it out he just makes it worse because there’s shampoo on his hands. So he tries to get out so he can use his towel to try to rub his eyes, but he slips and falls.
bemismax:
s[he] bel[had gay sex with her brother]ieved
richwhitelesbian:
do u ever see dude with hot girl friend? go up to him and whisper in his ear “she is going to die one day but i will be AWESOME forever” & then do the trollface & tip your fedora as u krump into traffic
Neat Nature Facts
fakescience:
