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I always feel like a bitch when people hit on me on facebook.

Because I know they’re just being nice but I have to pull the “I have a boyfriend card” and I feel like they think I’m like, crazy mean or something.

I’m just faithful and in love, please don’t hate me.

What if.

What if everyone went back to check their MySpace accounts, ironically of course, and so many people went on that MySpace became popular again.

Oh my God facebook what the fuck are you doing? I keep trying to update my newfeed and in the space where the updates are supposed to be, it keeps showing my friend Brandon’s wall.

Facebook, why?

My tab says Facebook (1) but then I check and I see

Why?

# even though it crashes

# a lot

Oh my God. Bitch, you need to make a choice. You can’t go on facebook one day and be like “All men are scum, I hate guys, they’re all assholes” and then come back in three hours and be like “Everyone is in couples, I’m so lonely, I wish I had a boyfriend :’( ” Like… shut the fuck up. You’re annoying. Truly annoying. Get off the fucking computer for a little bit and maybe you can find a decent guy who isn’t a dick and, as an added bonus, you don’t have to blow up everyone’s facebook.

When I met you in person I thought I liked you well enough but now that I see what’s going on inside your mind I’m sorry to know you. You… are just awful. Terrible.

# people you wish you didnt know

I am so jealous.

Everytime I see a girl on facebook like “WAAAHHHHH! I MISS BABY. I HAVEN’T SEEN HIM IN TWO HOURS!!! :’( </333333” I’m like

I realize this is somewhat hypocritical, but seriously, if you see someone every day of your life and you know they’re not going anywhere, you need to calm yourself. You’ll see them again in a little while.